Focus on the Family Goes Off The Deep End

Desperation must be getting bad for the Republicans, because Focus on the Family just put out a letter aimed at scaring the crap out of the faithful.

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/files/Focusletter.pdf

Apparently, Obama will put liberals on the Supreme Court who will reuire states to have gay marriage, ban the Boy Scouts, turn elementary schools into indoctrination camps for the homosexual agenda, close all the Christian adoption agencies, take conservatives like James Dobson off the air for "hate speech", fire all the counselors, doctors, nurses, etc, who are Christians, because apparently all real Christians can't possibly obay antidscrimination laws or work anywhere where abortions are allowed, take all the Christains out of the military (again because they can't tolerate the evil fags), kick all the Christains out of college (again because of the evil fag disrimination laws), ban the Pledge of Allegiance because of the phrase "under God", which has only been in it since 1952, the abortion rate will skyrocket because all the abortions blocked by current laws (WTF?) will be allowed, pornography will be freely available (can't these freaks use a web browser?), guns will be banned, causing inner-city crime (NIGGERS! NIGGERS!) to skyrocket, home-schooling will be banned (once again by the evil fags), al-Qaida will take over Iraq and kill millions for being collaborators (as if the US had millions of supporters in Iraq), terrorists will bomb the US, Russian tanks will roll across Eastern Europe (?!?), Venezuelan "communists" will seize control of Latin America, Iran will destroy Tel Aviv with nuclear weapons and Israel will be forced to give up the Palestinian territories (apparently the yellow-bellied Jews will not use their hundreds of nuclear weapons in response), health care will be turned into a single-payer socialist gulag which will cancel all health care for people over 80 because it is their time to die and put all other Americans needing care on endless waiting lists (because as we know, all private insurance plans immediately give everyone all the care they want as soon as they have the wish to want it free of any additional charges), put the whole lower half of the income distribution on welfare paid for by taxes so onerous that the upper half leaves for "overseas" (apparently to the free Christian nations that don't have any taxes), causing government revenues to plummet, industries are "completely unionized" destroying the American economy, which as we know is based on paying lower wages and benefits than competitors such is China, gas costs $7 a gallon with coal and nuclear energy is banned, the evil Obama administration bans talk radio, ending the careers of "Rush Limbaugh, Laura
Ingraham, Sean Hannity, Dennis Prager, Janet Parshall, Michael Medved and Hugh Hewitt, and
broadcasters like Dr. James Dobson." (YAY!!!), and all Christian books are banned by hate mobs vandalizing Borders, Barnes & Noble, and Amazon.com.

The final charge leveled by Focus on the Family, believe it or not, is that the Obama administration will put Bush Administration officials in jail by "posting secret White House papers on the Internet" to be used by "ACLU attorneys". No explanation is given of why these secret papers will allow charges against the Bush Administration, which everyone knows to be just and wise.

Apparently, the most important thing for these defenders of "family values" is that their Lord and Savior, George W. Bush, be allowed to have impunity for his secret conspiracy to stick foreign objects up an Arab's asshole. Because if Bush is convicted of conspiring to stick foreign objects up an Arab's asshole, THE FAGGOTS WIN!!