Tuesday, March 11, 2008

$3400 an Hour For a Hooker Won't Buy You Security


Amazingly, there are people out there who when running a $3400 an hour escort service are so nonchalant about security that they posted photos of the actual women on their freaking website.

"Maya", a "seven diamond" ho, the Emperors' Club's highest rating, actually used the same blurb on another escort service's website as "Maya Kate" which has the full photo above unike the Emperor's Club, which disturbingly crops all its photos about halfway up the face. I don't think she's that hot. There's a pattern to all these pictures- they're all kind of skinny, they're trying to look like they're in their early to mid twenties, and they all are slightly mean-looking- Marilyn Monroe couldn't work for a high-end escort service, apparently- she was THIRTY-FIVE at the time of the "Happy Birthday, Mr. President" incident. The blurb:

Beauty, sex appeal, style and grace...Maya

Maya has won multiple international beauty contest as the
prestigious Miss Hawaiian Tropic, Miss Top Model, Miss Photogenic
and more...She has traveled the world on media tour as a top
feature entertainer. In two short years, Maya has ascended from
Professional Modal, to Hawaiian Tropic Model, to international fame.
She has conquered the fashion and entertainment industry while
achieving stardom status around the World.

A THIRD site actually places her in Las Vegas.

5'8" Tall
115 Pounds
34C-24-34
Eye color - Blue
Hair color - Blonde
Age - 23
Phone Number - 702-374-5053

Maya Has graced the covers and pages in most major men's magazines and mainstream publications, including Playboy, Hustler, Swank, Taboo, Gallery, Club, Club International and many others. At this moment a star was born. Maya has also been special guest featured on numerous televisions, films and radio show including the E! Channel, Playboy TV, Playboy radio, Howard Stern show and many Award Show. Maya's available in Hollywood, CA.

A fourth site claims she's just $1500 an hour- hardly a "seven diamond" rate. Better shop around.

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